I was reading my email today, and I came acroos a junk mail letter with the following text in it:

SECRETARY�S THAT DOES WHATEVER IT TAKES TO PLEASE THE BOSS!

It was an ad for someting like OFFICE SEX or BOSSESget blow jobs or whatever. I just had to point out that these people are idiots.

OK, I'm off to my first day of work at Sonny's Dollar Tree. If you need to buy some cheap stuff, come on down to the corner of 436 and 17-92. PEACE!